Can I level with you?
Most marketing I see in my personal inbox is more vanilla than Becky’s frappa-cappa-latte…
And if I have to read one more email spat out by AI or that uses the LaTeSt & GrEaTeSt framework…
My eyes will roll out the back of my skull.
And I’ll bet all my hoards of gold that your email list feels the same way.
So if you’re ready to market to your humans like they’re humans so that they’ll literally send you fan mail along with their dollars (true story)…
Then you’re in the right place!
Howdy! I’m James, and some say I’m kinda good at this whole ‘marketing’ thing…
“James has made me so much money, and made my life infinitely easier!”
He has awesome ideas for campaigns and has mastered speaking in my voice. I love working with him for his quick response time, and ability to showcase my personality. He has helped me so much with storytelling and how he waves it seamlessly into sales through emails is so impressive!
Suzy Holman
Serial Entrepreneur and Online Business Coach
“Working with James has been incredible!”
He truly can embody your voice (very quickly) and has the gift of turning any topic into something creative and captivating! He’s mastered the art of storytelling and has helped me capture and convert my audience in my emails!
Angie Lee
Founder of Soul and Online Business Coach
“Honey, I’m so proud of you!”
But what is it you do again? I don’t know how it works, but I just know you’re the best at it! When will your writing be published? Oh, I’m so proud of you, sweetie!
Grandma
Mother of my mother
“James is the amazing balance of creativity and business.”
From the first time working with him, I knew I was with someone who was deeply dedicated to his work. Every email he crafts elevates my business. It feels like he is truly on my team, and wow, do we ever need that as entrepreneurs. Come on… how do we get a million more James’ on this planet?
Mark Anthony Lord
Online Life Coach
“Our emails continue to have outstanding open and click-through rates across the board.”
James is a phenomenal copywriter who has a gift for weaving simplicity and potency into one. He has an innate understanding of sales psychology, reader retention, and style. James will make a fantastic addition to any team looking to expand their email list, improve sales, and up-level their marketing.
Aaron Abke
Founder of 4D University
But it ain’t all sunshine and rainbows…
Actually I’d say it’s more of a Red Alert! situation in the marketing world right now.
There’s been an online jailbreak of stale, sloppy copy.
I’m talkin’ marketing that’s such a snoozefest, it’d make a sloth blush.
And that’s why I do things a bit different ‘round here.
I pride myself on being a human that markets for humans, to humans.
Because as more people turn to AI-writing terminators for their business…
…or writers who routinely pump out super-effing generic copy…
I’m left thinking…
“Has this person ever talked to a human? …because holy buckets, it sure doesn’t sound like it.”
So I can only imagine the level of disconnect their audience feels.
And that’s why I’m here to remind the marketing world that copy doesn’t have to be boring…
It can have pizazz, personality, humor, and drama, and still convert well (usually even better!).
This is how I turn your audience into raving fans who’ll throw down top dollar to buy whatever we put in front of them.
“This all sounds great. But… what do you do?”
I’m glad you so willingly asked. :)
I can do most everything under the copywriting sun, but there’s one thing I really excel at (toot toot):
Email sales funnels that print big ol’ paydays.
Either masterclass funnels that sell out your high-ticket ($2k - $15k) offer with less than 2 hours of effort from you…
Or promotional email sales campaigns that are wildly engaging, high-converting, and even more highly profitable.
“Okay, so you’re an email wiz! But I’ve worked with freelancers before, and…“
Let me guess… got burned?
It was more work than it was worth?
I get it, which is why I’ve made this as ridiculously easy and safe for you as I possibly can:
My work is performance-based so I shoulder all the risk.
You don’t pay me a dime until the money I’ve made you is sitting safely in your account.
You get a custom Client Portal here on my website.
Say goodbye to combing through email and Slack threads 50 replies long to find that link. Your portal has every project we work on, organized with every link, document, file, contract, and invoice. This also means no micro-managing me in an Asana board.
I’m in the trenches with you.
Look, it’s no secret that if I want to keep making money, I gotta make you money first. But with me, you get a growth partner as well. I’m not just spittin’ out copy and calling it good until you ring next.
Marketing is an art, and sometimes it takes iteration. I help you craft the perfect campaigns from brainstorming to follow-through, and when it needs a bit of elbow grease at 10 PM, I’m in the trenches with you.
If I’ve started to begrudgingly win you over, and you’re itchin’ for a taste of my writing style…
Clicky-clicky that big ol’ button for my sampler platter of emails and landing pages.
Worth a quick chat?
Shoot me an email or book a free call.