Welcome to I Market to Humans, Copywriting Edition
…I’ll spare you the mile-long scroll through my Declaration of War and give ya the deets upfront:
I specialize in email sales campaigns and entire masterclass —> high-ticket offer funnels.
I turn your audience into raving fans who’ll slap down top dollar for whatever you put in front of them…
…while actively sending you fan mail thanking you for marketing to them (true story).
What’s that?
Did your ears just perk up?
Sound like a match made in Heaven?
Fantastic! Then let’s begin the scrolling, shall we? 😉
* ahem *
Marketing history is being written…
Heroic, Carbon-Based Copywriter Declares War On AI-Writing Terminators & Stale Sloppy Copy
Because most marketing I see in my personal inbox is more vanilla than Becky’s frappa-cappa-latte…
Meaning it’s time to sound Red Alert!
Because there’s been a jailbreak of snoozefest copy & AI slop
So saddle up soldier, and get your keyboard-typing, freedom-fighting fingies ready.
We’re all who stand between the utopia of copy that connects & converts…
And boring word-vomit that’s so effing generic, it’ll make robots blush and your audience vanish with a hush.
United, we’ll win this war because...
1) My work is at the intersection of personality-driven storytelling, relationship building, and sales.
And 2) I’m a human that markets for, and to, humans.
Being honest with ya, if I have to read one more sales email spat out by AI or that uses the LaTeSt & GrEaTeSt framework…
My eyes will roll out the back of my skull.
And I’ll bet all my hoards of gold that your email list feels the same way.
Ready to market to your humans like they’re humans so that they’ll literally thank you for selling to them?
Good! Then you’re in the right place…
Howdy! I’m James, and some say I’m kinda good at this whole ‘marketing’ thing…
“James has made me so much money, and made my life infinitely easier!”
He has awesome ideas for campaigns and has mastered speaking in my voice. I love working with him for his quick response time, and ability to showcase my personality. He has helped me so much with storytelling and how he waves it seamlessly into sales through emails is so impressive!
Suzy Holman
Serial Entrepreneur and Online Business Coach
“Working with James has been incredible!”
He truly can embody your voice (very quickly) and has the gift of turning any topic into something creative and captivating! He’s mastered the art of storytelling and has helped me capture and convert my audience in my emails!
Angie Lee
Founder of Soul and Online Business Coach
“Honey, I’m so proud of you!”
But what is it you do again? I don’t know how it works, but I just know you’re the best at it! When will your writing be published? Oh, I’m so proud of you, sweetie!
Grandma
Mother of my mother
“James is the amazing balance of creativity and business.”
From the first time working with him, I knew I was with someone who was deeply dedicated to his work. Every email he crafts elevates my business. It feels like he is truly on my team, and wow, do we ever need that as entrepreneurs. Come on… how do we get a million more James’ on this planet?
Mark Anthony Lord
Online Life Coach
“Our emails continue to have outstanding open and click-through rates across the board.”
James is a phenomenal copywriter who has a gift for weaving simplicity and potency into one. He has an innate understanding of sales psychology, reader retention, and style. James will make a fantastic addition to any team looking to expand their email list, improve sales, and up-level their marketing.
Aaron Abke
Founder of 4D University
“Okay okay, I get it. You’re AMAZING…
So then how’s this work, Mr. Copy Commando?”
Glad you so willingly asked. :)
I specialize in sales funnels that produce big ol’ paydays.
Either masterclass funnels that sell out your high-ticket ($2k - $15k) offer with only 1 hour of effort from you…
Or promotional email sales campaigns that are wildly engaging, high-converting, and even more highly profitable.
My work is performance-based so I shoulder all the risk.
You don’t pay me a dime until the money I’ve made you is sitting safely in your account.
I ruthlessly protect + build your reputation with your audience.
This lowers their sales-resistant walls, builds an authentic connection, and eagerly opens their wallets.
Checkout my sampler platter of emails and landing pages…
Worth a quick chat?
Shoot me an email or book a free call.